There once was a Mad Professor
Who constantly got things wrong
So they wrapped him up in a parcel
And sent it off to Hong Kong
The Hong Kong officials took one look
And said he'd have to go !
And because he spoke only 'Double-Dutch'
They sent him off to 'EURO'
The Dutch officials took one look,
And thought he was a SPY
So they sent him down to the Magistrates' court
And said he'd have to be 'Tried' !
They stood him up, in the box
And said "WHAT do you have to say ?"
So he gave them a lecture for 19hours
About ELECTROMAGNETISM and DECAY !
The Judge got bored,
The Jury fell asleep,
The Prosecutor left,
Still he didn't feel bereft
He went ON and ON and ON and ON
Till eventually it was 'Morn'
He was into his topic so so much
NOT ONCE did he ever yawn,
The Judge curled up into a ball
The Jury sprawled out, in the hall,
The Prosecutor slumped down in a chair,
The Professor was oblivious,
And simply didn't care !
The cleaners came in to clean the floor
One sat down and asked for MORE !
So for 29 hours he talked more & more,
Till all one could hear was a room full of snores.
Zzzzzzz Zzzzz Snort Cough ZZzzzzz Splutter SNORE SNORE
Meanwhile the cleaner ,
She got keener,
And asked him to explain ,
What he meant by the
The Professor looked pleased
And said "Let me begin"
Talking for 17 hours
Just to ' Get in the Swing '
The 'Court session' looked ZONKED
And continued to doze
In fact they were nearly COMOTOZED !!!
The Security guard at the door, FINALLY shouted
"PLEASE NO MORE !
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LET ME SHOW YOU
THE DOOR !
TO GET YOU OFF THE
The Professor demanded all expenses paid
To get him back to the USA
With 5 star Hotels and First class meals
His return to be by a ROCKET
The security guard said
Swiftly giving him a Million Dollars for his pocket💰
Before he left he wanted to say........
"Thank you for my pleasant stay,
It was GREAT to share my knowledge with you,
As basic facts simply will not do.
Maybe one day, I can return,
And explain to you 'Why's and How's "
The cleaner wholeheartedly agreed to this
Saying " Why not do it NOW?"
"WHY YES" ! said the Professor,
"That's a BRILLIANT idea,
So pleased to see you're keen"
So he went right back to the Magistrates' court
Wondering why everyone screamed ?
And so to this day
The Professor stayed
Talking daily into 'thin air',
The reason was (If you really must know)
Was the fact that no one was there,
Except a single cleaner
Who sat at the front,
And agreed with EVERY word ,
(But to be quite frank
When asked to repeat,
She really looked
'QUITE BLANK '
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